Welcome!

 

Welcome to the Church of the Banana!

Our Religion is a simple one... we celebrate all of the Holidays of every other Religion.
After all, in this busy world, can't we all use more holidays?
We wish you a Happy Bananamus!

Why bananas, you ask? The simple answer is, we like bananas.
So much so, that we've dedicated this site to them... you could say we even worship them.
But that'd be a little crazy. So, just leave it at: We like bananas.

Care to peel away some preconceptions and see what we're about?


 

AD BANANNERS!